Kramnik-Leko match to start on 30 February
The long-awaited Einstein Group world championship match between defending champion Vladimir Kramnik, and his Hungarian challenger Peter Leko, will start on 30 February, in a year yet to be determined, according to the company's latest press release. The likely venue is the city of El Dorado, capital of Never-Never Land, although it is understood that Narnia, Atlantis and the planet Vulcan are all being considered as possible alternatives. When asked to comment on the latest situation, a company spokesman said "Can you spare the price of a cup of tea, guv?"
That Einstein Group Press Release in full
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